Deep in the heart of Texas is a lil’ old shack where all the desperados and ace highs, come for a hog killin’ time! A place where you can bend an elbow and bag you boss whores with knockers the size of canons! When a real curly wolf by the name of Bad Ass Bill gets off his bender and catches a four flusher at his card table, he wants his loot back and all the cooch too! Luckily, the Long Banger, Johnny Sins ain’t about to shin out…he…